Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.”  Tech Support: “What seems to be the problem?”  Customer: “The balance is backwards. The left channel is coming out  Of the right speaker and the right channel is coming out the left.  It’s defective.”  Tech Support: “You can solve the problem by moving the left speaker  to the right side of the machine and vice versa.”  Customer: (sputter) (click) Tech Support: (snicker)

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