Computer Humor

Having grown up in Georgia there was a long period of my life where I believed that every “redneck” joke was somehow directed at me. It was not until I lived all over the county that I realized “redneck’s” are everywhere and the only thing differentiating them my be their dialect. That said this top ten list struck me as funny and every so often I like to lighten the Tech Inspector up a bit so here goes:

Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.

9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

8. The six front keys have rotted out.

7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them.

6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

5. The password is “Huntin”.

4. The CPU has a gun rack mount.

3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

1. The mouse is referred to as a “critter”.