Starting to pack it on

Boy I think I need to find me some diet pills that work as I seem to have developed a gut. My job requires a lot of hours so exercising is almost impossible and even though people say that the 15 minute workout you can do at your desk actually works, it doesn’t. I have gotten rid of all of the snacks I hide in my desk and now drink only water rather than the coffee and soda I have for breakfast and lunch but it obviously is not enough. It’s getting to the point where I am considering changing shifts in order to set up a work out routine. My wife is not to happy about it but my last doctors appt. says that I need to do something.