Just begging for it

I work at what could only be described as a menial job and look at it in no other way. I know that others in my office look at it this way also but we are all happy to have a job in this difficult financial time. So to have someone in the office continually bragging about how their husband makes six figures and recently bought her one of this years Rolex watches you can imagine some of the not so nice things going through our minds that we would like to say to her. She recently said that she has had her car for one year and it was time to trade up as they usually do while the rest of us are doing everything short of stealing to keep our beaters on the road. I swear if she comes to work with an Escalade we will carjack her.