Finally figured it out

So she has finally done it. My office mate who has been trying so hard to find a way to get disability has decided to drop the bomb and announce to everyone that she has decided to go to alcohol rehab and kick her addiction. I have seen this women out in public where she has had many an opportunity to drink and has not so much picked up a beer. Her speech was almost convincing up to the point that I casually informed her that the out patient program she was going to was only for 28 days. The look on her face was priceless.