I haven’t any pants.

For the first time in my life getting dressed each morning is an issue. It seems that I have gained a bit of weight over the last year. I am sure it doesn’t have anything to do with the case of Grandma’s cookies my wife ordered from Amazon.com. I absolutely have to do something soon because I am down to about two pair of pants that still fit and I refuse to buy bigger pants. Maybe I should look into weight loss pills that work or join the gym. A good starting place would be to give away the remaining 20 packages of double chocolate cookies that I can’t seem to step away from.