Wide as a bus…

I just caught sight of my rear in the mirror upstairs and do believe it is time to invest in Lipovox. I sort of realized something was up when my wife could not confirm having shrunk my clothes in the dryer. I am now pretty sure my rear end is as wide as a bus at this point. Well, not really a bus but it certainly is more rotund that I ever remember it being. When we were married 18 years ago I weighed in at 130 pounds and today my scale shows about 175 pounds. I think after the holidays I really need to get on some sort of exercise plan.