I don’t snore.

The other night I woke up to the sound of our air purifier running. The weird thing was that we haven’t used it in months. I couldn’t understand how it came to be in our room and running. You see lately when my head hits any of our various mattresses I am out for the night. I don’t know what has come over me but it seems like I can fall asleep anywhere at any time effortlessly. When I asked my wife what happened she said that I had been snoring so loud that she couldn’t stand it. In the middle of the night she went upstairs into the attic and found the air purifier and brought it downstairs and set it up. I must have been sleeping pretty soundly to not notice this. I just can’t believe I would have been snoring that loudly.