It’s a smelly job

I am pretty sure that my son is clogging my toilet so we need to sit down and have that talk about how much paper is appropriate and how spring plungers work when he clogs the toilet so he just doesn’t walk away from it leaving it clogged. Now for you and I this is an easy and informative conversation to have and I could teach him how to use an important household tool. But, to him I might as well be talking to him about using his hands to unclog the toilet. Anything dealing with bodily fluids is an off limits topic for him so I can only imagine what the “birds and the bees” conversation will be like.