Bad Spider…No Touchy Touchy

Our office is now infested with spiders as it is every spring when they hatch in drove. I think my neighbor in the next cubicle was carried away by spiders during lunch which wouldn’t bother me because it would mean I could have a cubicle with an air conditioner. Supposedly they are going to wait longer this year to spray the office i order to save money and do it once rather than twice like they normally do. I have a huge one outside my window I have named Stewy from Family Guy. I am waiting to see if there are any remains of my neighbor left in his web as I will need verification of her death in order to get her cubicle.