Awesome gifts~

When it comes to giving gifts I am the king. I give awesome gifts! Of course it helps that my wife has simple needs and wants from life. Today, I decided to give her something she has been asking me for over the last couple of weeks. I went to the garden store and bought her 10 bags of composted manure. She is happy as a clam. I know many women would prefer a day at the spa getting the best cellulite treatments but not my wife. She is lady who is interested in compost, dirt, and plants. I have never come home to find out that she spent the day at the beauty salon having her hair done or investing in a manicure. Instead I come home to find she had dug a new asparagus bed or planted some raspberry bushes. I am sure their are men who would happily lug home compost if their wives had such simple tastes. I cannot imagine being expected to bring home jewelry and other gifts to show my love.